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wonkette.com > p > gop-co-gov-nominee-victor-marx-could

GOP CO Gov Nominee Victor Marx Could Not Be Prouder Of Having Assaulted His Wife

57+ min ago   (468+ words) He was also a spiritual mentor to Charlie Kirk, though that one checks out. Of course, at that point, the fact that he was a child murderer/exorcist had not yet been well-publicized. That could hurt or help him, depending…...


wonkette.com > p > name-a-senate-race-well-show-you

Name A Senate Race, We’ll Show You How Republicans Are F*cking It Up

2+ hour, 53+ min ago   (548+ words) Those midterm elections are less than four weeks away, and the headlines just keep getting worse for Republicans. Politico: “Republicans enter triage mode as their election hopes continue to dim.” And it’s illustrated with a picture of Donald Trump leading…...


wonkette.com > p > boom-jail-tabs-thurs-oct-7-2026

BOOM: JAIL. Tabs, Thurs., Oct. 7, 2026

4+ hour, 50+ min ago   (560+ words) Good morning, terrible ones! This is another good week to subscribe (for money or for free, we like it either way)! And if you are holding extra money, and ONLY if it is extra, feel free to slide it in…...


wonkette.com > p > trump-wants-new-camp-david-in-west

Trump Wants New Camp David In West Palm Beach, Full Of ‘Golf Course’ And Fake Mar-a-Lago Boobies!

21+ hour, 46+ min ago   (900+ words) At Zeteo this week, Asawin Suebsaeng and Andrew Perez reported that Donald Trump is “consumed” by fears that after he is gone, Democrats will tear down all the monuments he is building in his own honor, and he’s flailing around…...


wonkette.com > p > skydance-merger-complete-will-become

Skydance Merger Complete, Will Become Sentient And Kill Us All, Probably

20+ hour, 17+ min ago   (1282+ words) It’s all over: Paramount and Warner Bros. have been permitted to join forces in the worst fucking merger I have ever seen in my life, and I lived through the Clear Channel radio buyouts that destroyed traditional broadcast media! That…...


wonkette.com > p > how-the-1980s-televangegrifts-prepared

How The 1980s Televangegrifts Prepared The Way For Donald Trump

19+ hour, 28+ min ago   (339+ words) And if viewers had to overextend themselves to have nice things (while also sending money to Jim and Tammy), God would see that risk-taking as a leap of faith, not profligacy. Bakker reassured viewers that “God wants you to be…...


wonkette.com > p > id-like-to-be-a-tree-wonkette-one

I’d Like To Be A Tree. Wonkette One-A-Day, October 7, 2026

18+ hour, 44+ min ago   (211+ words) Hey, I said I might do a My Little Pony headline. And now I have. Good times. You can also use the button below to donate an amount of your choice at Paypal, or we have a Patreon too. Wonkette’s…...


wonkette.com > p > trump-takes-field-trip-near-but-not

Trump Takes Field Trip Near But Not To Baltimore ‘Hellhole,’ ‘Deathbed,’ ‘Disgusting Rat- And Rodent-Infested Mess’

1+ day, 43+ min ago   (185+ words) Yesterday Donald Trump came to the Baltimore area to announce that Andruil, a drone manufacturer, would be getting a $6.6 billion check to set up a factory and build parts for nuclear subs. Trump said the facility would be part of…...


wonkette.com > p > does-your-city-need-more-buses-guess

Does Your City Need More Buses? Guess You Better Start Popping Out Some Babies For The Fatherland!

23+ hour, 30+ min ago   (512+ words) Right now would really be a great time to go back in time and fire whatever Kamala Harris aide it was who told Tim Walz to stop calling Trump and his people “weird,” because honestly there is no other word…...


wonkette.com > p > kind-of-embarrassing-to-read-ukrainian

Kind Of Embarrassing To Read Ukrainian News Headlines About How Far Behind Pete Hegseth’s Military Is

1+ day, 2+ hour ago   (926+ words) Aren’t you glad Pete Hegseth is following troops around with shaving cream and a tube of testosterone gel? “All the guys who had guts and were willing to speak the truth about where we needed to go and what we…...