1+ hour, 13+ min ago  (358+ words) To celebrate America's 250th birthday, the Trump administration has arranged for a 16-day festival on the National Mall, starting on June 25. They are calling it "The Great American State Fair," on account of how they don't know what a state fair…...

4+ hour, 10+ min ago  (588+ words) You'd sic your little ball-sniffing pomeranian bitch boy on her, that's what you'd do! And so he has. It's being reported that Todd Blanche's Department of Weaponization is investigating Carroll for saying Trump raped her and winning all that money....

20+ hour, 44+ min ago  (344+ words) When the outcome of the primary runoff was clear, Talarico quickly released an ad calling Paxton "the most corrupt politician in America," which probably made Trump jealous since nobody is more superlatively corrupt. After pointing out that Paxton was impeached…...

20+ hour, 14+ min ago  (116+ words) Hello friends and other friends! Here is what we wrote at you today! There were some tabs. They were pretty good tabs! Subscribe for all the things, if'n you want to. I guess Jake Tapper is tired of all of…...

1+ day, 19+ hour ago  (290+ words) Secret to writing One-A-Day headlines: If I can't think of a theme unifying the day's news, I may just go with whatever the Boise community radio station is playing when the last post of the day goes up! This is…...

1+ day, 23+ hour ago  (224+ words) House Bill 1232, introduced earlier this month by Republican Reps Keith Kidwell and Ben T. Moss Jr. , would not only make abortion in the state illegal (it is currently legal up to 12 weeks) by amending the state constitution to affirm that life…...

2+ day, 2+ hour ago  (1446+ words) We don't know if Todd Blanche received the message directly, or if there was tongue involved. But we imagine he wouldn't mind if there was tongue involved. Hairy 79-year-old Trump tongue, yum, Todd's favorite. (And he will GET MAD if…...

2+ day, 1+ hour ago  (959+ words) The modern Republican Party is an authoritarian-loving death cult. If you've been paying attention, this is not a surprise. But what some refuse to contend with is that this is the endpoint of Republican policies and rhetoric since the "party…...

4+ day, 1+ hour ago  (276+ words) Dr. Suzuki may not be a household name outside of Canada and maybe Japan but he came in a solid fifth place in a big CBC contest back in the early aughts to name the best Canadian ever, ahead of…...

4+ day, 17+ hour ago  (603+ words) I am just going to come out and say it. Betty White is the best thing about this movie. Not even a 30 foot crocodile can compete with the awesomeness of Mrs. Delores Bickerman delivering this line to the sheriff, If…...