2+ hour, 26+ min ago  (1241+ words) You don't under any circumstances have to hand it to Donald Trump, but he lashed out last night at a bunch of the erstwhile MAGA creatures who are (correctly) making fun of his giant fucking murder failure in Iran, and…...

2+ hour, 26+ min ago  (223+ words) The Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals seems to have thought so as well, determining on Wednesday that West Virginians still may not send their little Typhoid Mary to school without being inoculated against chickenpox, hepatitis-b, measles, meningitis, mumps, diphtheria, polio,…...

4+ hour, 21+ min ago  (639+ words) Good morning, get ready for all the news in the world. Or actually not that much news. Some of it. Some news. Mission Accomplished. Which mission? All of them. Probably. Maybe? Maybe not. It's secret? It's secret. (The Fucking News)…...

18+ hour, 53+ min ago  (116+ words) Good afternoon Wonkette friends of love, we haven't armageddoned anyone for a solid 24 hours, and I'm feeling ever so much better. Here's what we wrote at you today! Here is where you You're welcome for this headline, world! This is…...

22+ hour, 36+ min ago  (384+ words) The 2025 law forbade any flags on public property other than the flags for US America, Idaho, cities and tribes, military services, and a few other official flags of "a governmental entity." The bill's Republican sponsor insisted that this wasn't culture…...

23+ hour, 43+ min ago  (754+ words) And then there is the real Captain von Dipshit himself, Ed Martin, the former "pardons czar," former acting US attorney for DC (actually dumber than Pirro, amazingly), former weaponization czar (LOL), and current possessor of the most embarrassing case of…...

1+ day, 1+ hour ago  (346+ words) It may seem like there are fewer stories of ICE violence and lies lately, but that's only because the President of the United States of America is a headline-hogging diva who uncovers a new low for human rights and sanity…...

1+ day, 2+ hour ago  (1097+ words) Pope Bob from Chicago on Tuesday condemned Donald Trump's threat to wipe out Iran's "whole civilization," pointing out that threatening genocide is immoral and not how grownups should conduct themselves. Speaking to reporters as he left his country house, Castel…...

1+ day, 4+ hour ago  (411+ words) Good morning to you, and you, and you, not you, and YOU! You have been chosen. To SUBSCRIBE! Spanish PM being el guapo again. (CNBC) The Iranians forming human chains. Israel obliterating an Iranian synagogue on Passover. (Qasim Rashid) On…...

1+ day, 19+ hour ago  (109+ words) Here's the things we wrote you today! There were, as always, your tabs! We cannot keep going in this abusive relationship. This shit has got to stop. You know who else thinks this shit has got to stop, and also…...