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Literally No One Wants to Watch Diet Fox News
3+ hour, 24+ min ago (86+ words) Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics. .. with teeth....
A City-Killing Asteroid Will Narrowly Miss the Earth Today. We Discovered It Only a Week Ago.
1+ day, 3+ hour ago (580+ words) It feels like a potential problem that if said asteroid WAS going to hit Earth, we would be able to do absolutely nothing about it....
Level Out a Schizophrenic Spring with a Perfect Martini
2+ day, 8+ hour ago (28+ words) I have no idea if it will be freezing cold or broiling hot right now, but I do know that this martini brings balance back to my life....
The Congo Refused to Accept a Seriously Sick Immigrant. The U. S. Deported Her There Anyway.
5+ day, 1+ hour ago (23+ words) The woman from Colombia was deported to Africa despite the Congo telling the U. S. it couldn't provide needed medical care for her....
The DOJ Is Considering Personally Handing Trump $10 Billion in Taxpayer Dollars
5+ day, 4+ hour ago (25+ words) The federal judge in the case wouldn't even be able to stop the DOJ and IRS from handing billions of taxpayer dollars directly to Trump....
A NYT Glitch Appears to Have Punched Kamala Harris and MTG in the Mouth
5+ day, 6+ hour ago (22+ words) An oddly precise "glitch" in The Morning newsletter from The New York Times made two of America's prominent women politicians look foolish....
Robotaxis Are "Safer" than Human Drivers, but Also They Sometimes Drive Into Floods, Whoops
6+ day, 2+ hour ago (24+ words) Robotaxis can handle the everyday task of normal driving perfectly fine, but how can you trust one when it sometimes drives into a flood?...
Trump's Approval Rating Is Now a Full 20 Points Underwater
1+ week, 3+ hour ago (18+ words) Even the most Republican-friendly pollsters are getting apocalyptic as Trump approval sinks to lows previously thought impossible....
Guess Who Canceled U. S. Hantavirus Research Last Year, at the Height of DOGE?
1+ week, 6+ hour ago (19+ words) Researchers would have been studying this exact Andean strain of hantavirus already, until the Trump administration revoked their funding....
The Moms of the MAGAsphere Sure Made Mother's Day Weird This Year
1+ week, 1+ day ago (27+ words) Over the weekend, MAGA women encouraged American women to procreate, serve their families, and overcome the pesky feminism that put us so backwards in the first place....