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Matt Damon Called Ben Affleck ‘One of the Great Loves of His Life’
1+ hour, 24+ min ago (417+ words) jezebel.com Matt Damon Called Ben Affleck ‘One of the Great Loves of His Life’ Modeling the emotionally open male friendship that the youths need now more than ever. Welcome back to another installment of Keeping Up with Matt Damon…...
The POTUS May Be Half Dead, but You Don’t Have to Be with the Corpse Reviver #2 Cocktail
1+ mon, 2+ day ago (27+ words) Trump's 80-year-old brain may be leaking out of his ears, but you can feel full of piss and vinegar with the Corpse Reviver #2 cocktail....
Grand Ol' Elephant Takes a Grand Ol' Leak in the Middle of the Texas GOP Convention
1+ mon, 3+ day ago (16+ words) Republicans proclaim "Don't Sharia on My Texas," but a few gallons of pee is apparently okay....
Empty Seats Look Poised to Haunt the 2026 FIFA World Cup
1+ mon, 4+ day ago (23+ words) Scalpers might end up selling tickets for less than absurd list prices throughout this World Cup, which could be defined by empty seats....
Never Doubt the Ability of Police or Feds to Accidentally Shoot Themselves or Others
1+ mon, 4+ day ago (740+ words) The only thing more certain than police or federal agents accidentally shooting themselves or others is that they don't face consequences....
With Vow to Take Kharg Island, Trump Just Announced a Ground Invasion of Iran
1+ mon, 5+ day ago (25+ words) Estimates of U.S. casualties in the taking of Kharg Island have been high in simulations. Trump is about to feed troops into the grinder....
U.S. Sunscreen Is Actually Getting Better, for the First Time in More than 20 Years
1+ mon, 6+ day ago (22+ words) The United States is finally catching up with the rest of the world, which has been using more effective sunscreen for decades....
The 16 Governor Races to Watch This Year
1+ mon, 6+ day ago (785+ words) We predict the nation's most competitive gubernatorial races in 2026....
Finally, Coors Has Created a Wondrous Device That Holds a Few Beers
1+ mon, 1+ week ago (549+ words) Amid plummeting American alcohol consumption, Coors has gifted us with a breakthrough in the field of pointless World Cup beer gimmicks....
The Leopards Have Finally Come for the Mormon Face of Sen. Mike Lee
1+ mon, 1+ week ago (266+ words) MAGA warriors led by Utah Sen. Mike Lee, a proud Mormon, are feuding with each other over Christian semantics....