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A Major W For Men: Men’s Wearhouse Will Now Let You Have Your Suit Fitted While Under Anesthesia
2+ hour, 4+ min ago (380+ words) If you are a man, get ready to stand up and cheer, because one of the most important clothing stores in the world just announced" If you are a man, get ready to stand up and cheer, because one of…...
I, Jeffrey Epstein, Am Not Only Alive, But I Also Have A Subway Take That’s Going To Piss Off A Lot Of People (by Jeffrey Epstein)
1+ day, 2+ hour ago (1033+ words) Hello, everyone. Jeffrey Epstein here. You've probably heard about my emails. I was recently hacked by the Department of Justice, who published my entire inbox" Hello, everyone. Jeffrey Epstein here. You've probably heard about my emails. I was recently hacked…...
6 NASA Missions To Put A Urinal On The Moon That Ended In Disaster And 2 That Ended In Success
1+ day, 2+ hour ago (809+ words) 1. Mission Name: Cloacina 1 Mission Date: July 29, 1958 2. Mission Name: Cloacina 2 Mission Date: July 30, 1958 3. Mission Name: Zeus Of Piss 2 Mission Date: April 19, 1965 4. Mission Name: Apollo 11 Mission Date: July 16, 1969 5. Mission Name: Apollo 13 Mission Date: April 11, 1970 The astronauts got halfway to the moon, but…...
Toxic Masculinity At Its Worst: This Man’s Body Has A Penis And Testicles Hanging Right Off Of It
1+ week, 1+ day ago (341+ words) There's toxic masculinity, and then there's this:" This man's body has a penis and testicles hanging right off of it." This is NOT a good look." Devin Reed of Cambridge, Massachusetts might as well be waving a flag that says…...
Incredible: Hanes Has Released A Line Of Socks That Are Already Covered In Dog Hair And Little Pieces Of Cereal That You Can Wear To Your Friend’s Lowkey Disgusting House
1+ week, 1+ day ago (258+ words) If your friends live like pigs but are awesome to hang out with, we've got great news for you: Hanes has released a line of" If your friends live like pigs but are awesome to hang out with, we've got…...
A Wise And Worldly Woman: This 25-Year-Old Is Divorced
1+ week, 2+ day ago (755+ words) If you're looking for someone who might be able to give you a dose of hard-earned wisdom, look no further than this incredibly worldy and" If you're looking for someone who might be able to give you a dose of…...
Fighting Porn Addiction: Accessing PornHub Will Now Require Letting A Random Convenience Store Clerk Know You Are About To Masturbate Like You Had To Do Back When You Needed To Use Magazines
2+ week, 2+ hour ago (145+ words) This is amazing: PornHub has just introduced a new feature that will alert a random convenience store cashier in the US anytime you access PornHub." Fighting Porn Addiction: Accessing PornHub Will Now Require Letting A Random Convenience Store Clerk Know…...
About Time: Texas Roadhouse Has Announced That They’ve Written A Song For Waitstaff To Sing To Men Who Are Celebrating A Recent Vasectomy
2+ week, 3+ hour ago (153+ words) Have a vasectomy coming up? Odds are, you have a reservation at Texas Roadhouse for around the same time. While the two have always gone hand in hand, the steakhouse's servers have never celebrated male birth control surgery like they…...
A Familiar Pattern: Trump Has Declassified The Government’s Files On Aliens And UFOs But The DOJ Redacted All The Parts Where He Molested The Aliens
2+ week, 2+ day ago (370+ words) When former president Barack Obama hinted during a recent interview that the government may have proof of extraterrestrials, President Trump seized the opportunity to use" When former president Barack Obama hinted during a recent interview that the government may have…...
Concerning: This Bottle Of Pills In An Asian Grocery Store Just Has The Word ‘Diarrhea’ In The ‘Matrix’ Font Above A Picture Of A Keanu Reeves In Sunglasses
3+ week, 1+ day ago (334+ words) Well folks, as if you needed another thing to worry about, here is something very concerning: This bottle of pills in an Asian grocery store" Well folks, as if you needed another thing to worry about, here is something very…...