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Refreshing Transparency: Trump's Next Physical Will Be Performed In Front Of A Live Audience At Madison Square Garden
3+ hour, 3+ min ago (177+ words) Under President Trump, government transparency is all but nonexistent. That's what makes his administration's latest decision so unexpectedly refreshing: Trump's next physical will be performed in front of a live audience at Madison Square Garden." Wow. Hey, if it takes…...
Innovative: 'The New York Times' Has Announced Their Subscriptions Will Now Be Billed On A Sliding Scale Based On How Likely Someone Is To Remember That They're Still Being Billed For 'The New York Times"
3+ hour, 2+ min ago (335+ words) As companies struggle to find profitable revenue models in the ever-changing digital landscape, one iconic journalistic entity is pursuing a novel and logical solution: The" As companies struggle to find profitable revenue models in the ever-changing digital landscape, one iconic…...
From The Gentleman Tipping His Hat To You In The Celebrity Row: Steve Schirripa Keeps Sending White Wine To The Knicks Bench
1+ week, 5+ day ago (373+ words) The Knicks are the toast of New York right now, having reached the NBA finals for the first time in nearly three decades. To understand" The Knicks are the toast of New York right now, having reached the NBA finals…...
5 Common Scams That Fraudsters Use To Get You To Mail Them Your Eyeballs
2+ week, 1+ day ago (213+ words) Eyeball fraud is one of the top one hundred types of fraud currently happening online. In order to protect your peepers from digital eyeball thieves, it's important to recognize the strategies they use to trick innocent people like you. Here…...
Healthcare In Decline: A Nurse At This Sperm Clinic Just Handed A Donor A Cup, A Ketchup Packet, And A Low-Res Printout Of Lois Griffin In A Bikini
2+ week, 6+ day ago (327+ words) From long wait times to skyrocketing insurance costs, the healthcare system in the richest country in the world continues to degrade in myriad ways. The" From long wait times to skyrocketing insurance costs, the healthcare system in the richest country…...
Stepping Up Security: CVS Has Announced They're Going To Open Fire On Anyone Who Tries To Come Into CVS
3+ week, 6+ day ago (270+ words) One of America's largest retail corporations just made a huge policy change that reveals the sad state of our society: CVS has announced that they're going to open fire on anyone who tries to come into CVS. Dang. CVS is…...
A Rumor That He Fucked The Globe In His Homeroom Has Haunted Him Since High School. Now, He's Admitting That He Did Actually Fuck It And He Has No Regrets.
1+ mon, 4+ day ago (412+ words) Every story that's ever been told is inspiring, but some stories are so inspiring that you're a bad person if you don't stand up and" Every story that's ever been told is inspiring, but some stories are so inspiring that…...
Awesome: Liam Hemsworth Is Teaching A New Workshop That Gives People The Skills They Need To Become A Hemsworth Brother
1+ mon, 4+ day ago (472+ words) If you've been looking to learn a new skill, or you're just on the hunt for a fun challenge, then you're definitely going to want" If you've been looking to learn a new skill, or you're just on the hunt…...
5 Ways You Can Discreetly Celebrate Someone's Birthday Without Them Knowing
1+ mon, 1+ week ago (161+ words) Sometimes a friend or relative has a birthday, but you're embarrassed to celebrate in a way that they will find out about. Fortunately, there are some awesome and creative ways to celebrate someone's birthday discreetly without them ever knowing. Here…...
Just Saying: This Woman Can't Be Too Upset About Her Father Dying If She Posted An Elaborate Instagram Carousel About It A Few Hours After He Passed
1+ mon, 1+ week ago (190+ words) Losing a loved one is never easy, and everyone grieves in their own way. That said, something feels just a little off here: This woman" Losing a loved one is never easy, and everyone grieves in their own way. That…...