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Linda Westerman
3+ day, 5+ hour ago (124+ words) 53, died Sunday but seriously looks so good you cannot even tell that she’s dead. The post Linda Westerman appeared first on The Onion. New Study Finds 81 Percent Of Starbucks Patrons Silently Judging Each Other For Being There Display Of Genuine…...
Aaron Brockett
1+ week, 6+ day ago (311+ words) is seeking another term as Boulder’s mayor. He is running on what he describes as his record of expanding housing opportunities, addressing homelessness, strengthening climate resilience and confronting the city’s budget challenges. Brockett has served as mayor since 2021, after serving…...
Artist Profile: Ella Langley
1+ week, 3+ day ago (134+ words) Thursday, September 3, 2026 Hope you like cicadas Country star Ella Langley is breaking records with her hit song “Choosin’ Texas,” which has now topped the Billboard Hot 100 for 20 weeks. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the artist. Nepotism…...
NATALIE! Wonkette One-A-Day for Aug. 17, 2026!
3+ week, 5+ day ago (95+ words) Here are some stories: Today was the day we started talking about Natalie: We also told Bill Cassidy to go fuck himself. Bill Cassidy is not Natalie. We talked about how Hakeem Jeffries sucks. Hakeem Jeffries is not Natalie. Trump…...
Did Miley Cyrus Just Change Her Name?
1+ week, 5+ day ago (297+ words) Did Miley Cyrus just drop her last name? Her new album era seems to suggest she's now a one-name pop star. Miley Cyrus Is Now Just Miley, Thank You Very Much She was always destined to be a one-name pop…...
Katey Red, bounce music pioneer and LGBTQ icon
3+ week, 1+ day ago (37+ words) Yahoo Meet Katey Red, the first openly transgender and gay rapper in bounce music. Discover her journey, impact on LGBTQ+ artists, and how she shaped the New Orleans sound....
Shawn Graham
5+ day, 5+ hour ago (118+ words) Family and friends of Shawn Graham, 56, were shocked and saddened to learn that it costs $300 to submit an obituary to a newspaper. The post Shawn Graham appeared first on The Onion. Grandma Just Called To Talk About 1956 Police Lose Planted…...
Hayden Panettiere Deserved Better | Appreciation
3+ week, 6+ day ago (559+ words) The prodigious film and TV star weathered industry sexism and personal troubles amid a storied career The post Hayden Panettiere Deserved Better | Appreciation appeared first on TheWrap. The passing of actress Hayden Panettierre at the age of 36 sent a shudder…...
Meet Alissa Ellman, Rust Belt Populist
3+ week, 4+ day ago (502+ words) “You have to talk about these issues like a human being, and not like an MSNBC host on TV.”...