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You have to be a friend to get a ballroom. Wonkette One A Day for 8/18/26

3+ week, 5+ day ago   (123+ words) Good afternoon! What did we write at you today? You know you want to. Well Evan began with a mostly Insta and/or Bluesky posts tabs (it happens sometimes) but you really should click through for the BALLROOM diatribe, it’s…...