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Drip Drip Drop Little Epstein Files
1+ hour, 11+ min ago (1010+ words) President Donald John Trump sure would like everyone to forget about those boring Epstein Files, in which he's referenced 38,000 times, so far, that we know of! But that's not happening. Latest: A select group of lawmakers given only four computers…...
Is There Anything Less Surprising Than A Measles Outbreak At The 'March For Life' Rally?
2+ hour, 11+ min ago (143+ words) These, clearly, were people who love life! And babies! Just " maybe not so much the babies that are too young to be vaccinated. Because, in a less-than-incredible twist, there just so happened to be a big ol" measles outbreak in…...
Fifth Circuit Has New Legal Idea, It Is That Any Non-Citizen Can Be Locked Up Forever
3+ hour, 17+ min ago (552+ words) Has anyone in America ever loved anything as much as today's wingnuts love locking immigrants up in detention camps? And we ask this knowing full well that Americans love lots of terrible things. Guns. Racism. TV shows created by Dick…...
A Frame-By-Frame Tour Through Bad Bunny's Super Bowl Performance, From Wonkette's Resident Puerto Rican Writer!
19+ hour, 21+ min ago (979+ words) While the Super Bowl yesterday was a blowout victory for the Seattle Seahawks over the New England Patriots, for many, the real performance was with Bad Bunny's Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show. Affectionately called the "Benito Bowl" by many,…...
Matt Walsh: Trump's Racist Memes OK Because White People Are The Truly Oppressed Ones Now
22+ hour, 2+ min ago (729+ words) However, he did take a break from that, just for a bit, in order to defend Donald Trump's posting of a racist video depicting the Obamas as apes as being totally insignificant and harmless in comparison to a video in…...
Bad Bunny Joyfully Forces Football Fans To Acknowledge Existence Of Puerto Rico For 13 Whole Minutes
23+ hour, 23+ min ago (674+ words) Holy fuck, that Super Bowl! Two blue-state teams playing against the backdrop of the gayest city in the land, and a logo that looked like the rainbow flag and the trans flag took some poppers and squeegeed a neon Lichtenstein…...
Pre-Game Sunday Shows Rundown!
1+ day, 47+ min ago (745+ words) While most people took the day to prepare for the Benito Bowl festivities (with opener Green Day!), we did double duty by monitoring the Sunday shows. And despite NBC's Meet The Press taking a break due to the Winter Olympics…...
JD Vance Wins Gold In Getting Booed By Entire World
1+ day, 3+ hour ago (579+ words) When Vance and wife Usha were shown on the screen during the opening ceremonies and entrance of Team USA, boos and jeers broke out. And NBC censored it, for shame. We can't embed the clip for copyright reasons, but here's…...
That Time Colorado Took The Side Of ... The Workers???
2+ day, 21+ hour ago (313+ words) Subscribe and learn stuff about things! When the miners rejected this offer out of hand, and with the refusal of Governor Waite to use the militia as the personal army of the mine owners, the owners decided to raise a…...
Now That's What I Call Racist.
2+ day, 23+ hour ago (632+ words) It's like a conversation with late-stage Rick James! The full offending clip, for reference: Looks like the same watermark as that "poop on protestors" video. And then Trump left the post up for 12 hours before fellow Republicans succeeded in pressuring…...