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Wonkette Movie Night: The Hunger
3+ hour, 34+ min ago (222+ words) Ever since Dracula arose from his crypt and visited a pretty young woman in her boudoir, vampires have been all about getting hot and heavy. They use their powers of persuasion and sometimes an offer of everlasting life. But now…...
Donald Trump Race Car Go ZHOOOOM ZHOOOOOOM!
2+ week, 5+ day ago (383+ words) Washington DC just hosted its first racing event. City officials didn’t lobby for it. DC residents didn’t ask for it. The Freedom 250 Grand Prix was organized in conjunction with Donald Trump’s White House, and there was nothing DC could do…...
Hello: I???m Dolly. - by Erik Loomis
2+ week, 4+ day ago (252+ words) Here is where you subscribe! At first, Dolly’s producers tried to steer her from country. When she first signed with Monument Records in 1965, they tried to make her a bubblegum pop singer. She was young and blonde I guess, but…...
Hey, So Why The Hell Is Hakeem Jeffries Meeting With Prince Jared Of Trump?
2+ week, 5+ day ago (577+ words) Maybe … no, we think that’s the end of the list of ways this weekend’s reporting on Jeffries meeting with Kushner could be OK. The New York Times says explicitly that Jeffries and Kushner met to talk about ways Democrats and…...
Hakeem Jeffries Does Not Support M4A, The DSA Or Any Other Idea For That Matter
3+ week, 5+ day ago (336+ words) Technically, Jeffries did not answer the question. Rather, he said that he did not agree with the DSA’s agenda and proceeded to list the existence of various flavors of Democrats existing in the House. “Now, you’re going to have individual…...
Wonkette Movie Night: Clue
1+ week, 3+ hour ago (585+ words) It is 1954 and six people have been invited to a mansion in the middle of nowhere. They are greeted by the butler, Wadsworth (Tim Curry), and he is a very proper butler … or is he?! Everyone has got something to…...
If This Is Paradise, I Wish I Had A Lawnmower. Wonkette One-A-Day, August 28, 2026
2+ week, 1+ day ago (307+ words) It really has been a Talking Heads kind of week. Or century. Put a wiggle in your stride, Mr. Jones! You can also use the button below to donate an amount of your choice at Paypal, or we have a…...
Wonkette Movie Night: Steel Magnolias
2+ week, 3+ hour ago (439+ words) Steel Magnolias is about family, friends, and community, the ways in which we hold each other up through tough times and laugh together through the nice ones. It is about accepting people as they are, flaws and all. It is…...
Zohran Mamdani Spoke Mandarin And Jesse Watters Says That's Just Like ISIS Because...
3+ week, 4+ day ago (118+ words) 'Kay....
Mike Lindell Won’t Pay For MN Recount He Demanded, Because It’s All LUMPY
2+ week, 3+ day ago (608+ words) full extent of the law.” Lindell told NBC News in a phone interview Tuesday that the whole damn system was...