3+ week, 1+ day ago   (287+ words) You can also use the button below to donate an amount of your choice at Paypal, or we have a Patreon too. But our week at Wonkette began its last day not with torrents of chemical rain, but with Tabs,…...

1+ week, 3+ hour ago   (585+ words) It is 1954 and six people have been invited to a mansion in the middle of nowhere. They are greeted by the butler, Wadsworth (Tim Curry), and he is a very proper butler … or is he?! Everyone has got something to…...

2+ week, 3+ hour ago   (439+ words) Steel Magnolias is about family, friends, and community, the ways in which we hold each other up through tough times and laugh together through the nice ones. It is about accepting people as they are, flaws and all. It is…...

4+ week, 1+ day ago   (200+ words) Good afternoon, friends and lovers, here is what we wrote at you today! You all DO read your tabs, right? How else will you know if I ever send a secret message just to you??? (I am not sending secret…...

3+ week, 5+ day ago   (376+ words) Buenos días, here are some things that happened this weekend: Another story of a white MAGA man who can’t believe the ICE leopards ate his immigrant wife’s face. [New York Times gift link] A smooth-brained beta cuck Fox News host…...

2+ week, 4+ day ago   (252+ words) brilliance as a performer was clear enough by her third album, 1968’s Just Because I’m a Woman. Three songs here...going solo. In fact, the first release off that album was her biggest hit yet — “Jolene” is one of the...

3+ hour, 36+ min ago   (222+ words) Ever since Dracula arose from his crypt and visited a pretty young woman in her boudoir, vampires have been all about getting hot and heavy. They use their powers of persuasion and sometimes an offer of everlasting life. But now…...

2+ day, 8+ hour ago   (462+ words) Southern California isn’t doing so hot right now, except in the temperature sense, which has made us all go a little bit nuts and yell at each other and roll stop signs and shit like that. (Just kidding, we already…...

3+ week, 5+ day ago   (902+ words) Hello, Wonkers! A lot has been going on in international relations the last few days, only you may not have noticed because you were busy noticing all the domestic horrors that comprise every day of life under Donald Trump. Let’s…...

2+ week, 1+ day ago   (197+ words) Greetings, Wonketeers! I’m Hooper, your bartender. I’m pretty good at this bartending stuff. I write some pretty decent cocktails. But there’s one aspect of bartending that I genuinely suck at. And it’s time to admit my flaws and talk about…...