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wonkette.com > p > we-guess-dhs-ig-couldnt-get-away

We Guess DHS IG Couldn’t Get Away With Titling FEMA Report ‘Biden Exonerated’

2+ week, 3+ day ago   (614+ words) But the real news is what’s not in the report: By focusing on that single incident following Hurricane Milton (and playing it up for all it could), the report quietly acknowledges that it was the only example the IG could…...

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wonkette.com > p > pete-hegseth-has-own-pentagon-troll

Pete Hegseth Has Own Pentagon Troll Army To Keep America Safe From Scourge Of Leftists

1+ week, 5+ day ago   (688+ words) Secretary of Defense and probable owner of dozens of Coed Naked Lacrosse T-shirts Pete Hegseth might be clobbering the morale and readiness of America’s armed forces. But who needs any of that when you can hire some of wingnutdom’s most…...

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wonkette.com > p > guardsmen-deployed-in-dc-maybe-dont

Guardsmen Deployed In DC Maybe Don’t Love Being Sicced On America

2+ week, 4+ day ago   (1037+ words) Recently Donald Trump had one of his dictator panty explosions threatening to sue the Center for American Progress for FIVE BILLION DOLLARS because it did a study that found that his National Guard deployments, which were on their face stupid…...

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wonkette.com > p > rest-in-peace-gloria-steinem-feminist

Rest In Peace, Gloria Steinem: Feminist, Beauty, CIA Asset

1+ week, 1+ day ago   (945+ words) The world has lost another trailblazer and cultural figure this week, I guess because the universe decided we were all getting a little too collectively chipper. Gloria Steinem has passed away at 92. Steinem was, of course, well known for being…...

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wonkette.com > p > cbs-just-putting-it-out-there-that

CBS Just Putting It Out There That Maybe Abdul El-Sayed Secretly Loves Terrorism And 9/11

1+ week, 4+ day ago   (929+ words) In an incredible feat of journalism, the newly MAGA-fied CBS has unearthed several tweets from Michigan Democratic senatorial nominee Abdul El-Sayed that mention 9/11 in various capacities related to public health, heavily intimating that they are meant to be clear proof…...

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wonkette.com > p > whistleblower-trumps-vote-by-mail

Whistleblower: Trump’s Vote-By-Mail 'Sh*t Show' Will Invalidate 1000s Of Ballots For Single Barcode Error, AKA ‘Yeah, That’s The Point’

1+ week, 4+ day ago   (516+ words) The whistleblower’s statement, released Tuesday by Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-Connecticut), says the system is designed to fail, because if barcode scanners fail to read just one ballot envelope in a batch of tens of thousands, the entire batch would be…...

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wonkette.com > p > 911-hijacker-donald-trump-headlines

9/11 Hijacker Donald Trump Headlines Sold-Out Republican Convention In Dallas, Free Tickets Available

3+ day, 17+ hour ago   (680+ words) In case you haven’t heard the latest, it would appear that Natalie has convinced Donald Trump that he was one of the first responders to 9/11, and that big burly firemen with tears in their eyes, right out of central casting,…...

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Secretary Brainworm Lied To Congress About Anti-Vax Pilgrimage To Samoa. Turns Out, That’s Illegal!

2+ week, 1+ day ago   (465+ words) You know, because anything “natural” is good for you, just like cancer, arsenic, and delicious, delicious roadkill. Shapiro also noted that Kennedy had previously visited Lancaster County, where many of the worst cases have occurred, and told them that measles…...

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wonkette.com > p > yale-school-of-public-health-is-a

Yale School Of Public Health Is A Communist Now

3+ week, 3+ day ago   (362+ words) Incredibly, there’s actually a way to resolve these issues — an ancient(ish) secret from foreign lands. Which foreign lands? Practically all of them. Ooh! And it’s a trick that your doctor may not want you to know about (if your…...

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New America! Tabs, Tues., Sept. 8, 2026

4+ day, 20+ hour ago   (560+ words) Good morning good morning, I hope you had a lovely Labor Day weekend! Now here’s your damn tabs! Now here’s where you “No Tab Pete.” Oh, that smarts. (Charlotte’s Web Thoughts) This one is kind of fun! States like Louisiana…...

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