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9/11 Hijacker Donald Trump Headlines Sold-Out Republican Convention In Dallas, Free Tickets Available

3+ day, 23+ hour ago   (680+ words) In case you haven’t heard the latest, it would appear that Natalie has convinced Donald Trump that he was one of the first responders to 9/11, and that big burly firemen with tears in their eyes, right out of central casting,…...

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Rest In Peace, Gloria Steinem: Feminist, Beauty, CIA Asset

1+ week, 2+ day ago   (945+ words) The world has lost another trailblazer and cultural figure this week, I guess because the universe decided we were all getting a little too collectively chipper. Gloria Steinem has passed away at 92. Steinem was, of course, well known for being…...

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wonkette.com > p > john-ratcliffes-surprise-russia-trip

John Ratcliffe’s Surprise Russia Trip Is Good Excuse To Remember The 1999 Moscow Apartment Bombings. No Reason.

2+ week, 3+ day ago   (759+ words) The other day there was a mysterious situation where suddenly a US military transport plane was detected flying into Moscow, nobody knew what it was, the Kremlin was lying and saying it didn’t know, and so forth. Sending Natalie back…...

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wonkette.com > p > trump-leaving-old-spice-scented-love

Trump Leaving Old-Spice-Scented Love Notes In Kim Jong-Un's Locker Again

3+ week, 5+ day ago   (902+ words) Hello, Wonkers! A lot has been going on in international relations the last few days, only you may not have noticed because you were busy noticing all the domestic horrors that comprise every day of life under Donald Trump. Let’s…...

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wonkette.com > p > supreme-court-chief-justice-says

Supreme Court Says President Grandpa Gets His Hitler Bunker

1+ week, 4+ day ago   (736+ words) Another day, another Supreme Court ruling that the ugly-ass ballroom that the Trump administration is building can proceed, against the wishes of just about every American out there and definitely the rest of the world. Second of all, it’s getting…...

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wonkette.com > p > nazi-jake-lang-protested-by-other

Nazi Jake Lang Protested By Other Nazis As They All Crash 9/11 Memorial In NYC

18+ hour, 25+ min ago   (672+ words) Outside of the official memorial, tourists and those touched by the attacks stood quietly. Some stared up at the space where the Twin Towers once stood. In their place is a glass tower that shimmers in the sun. We had…...

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wonkette.com > p > hey-so-why-the-hell-is-hakeem-jeffries

Hey, So Why The Hell Is Hakeem Jeffries Meeting With Prince Jared Of Trump?

2+ week, 6+ day ago   (577+ words) Maybe … no, we think that’s the end of the list of ways this weekend’s reporting on Jeffries meeting with Kushner could be OK. The New York Times says explicitly that Jeffries and Kushner met to talk about ways Democrats and…...

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wonkette.com > p > cbs-just-putting-it-out-there-that

CBS Just Putting It Out There That Maybe Abdul El-Sayed Secretly Loves Terrorism And 9/11

1+ week, 4+ day ago   (929+ words) In an incredible feat of journalism, the newly MAGA-fied CBS has unearthed several tweets from Michigan Democratic senatorial nominee Abdul El-Sayed that mention 9/11 in various capacities related to public health, heavily intimating that they are meant to be clear proof…...

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Will JD Vance Make The Apocalypse Great Again? Does He Know The Antichrist? Aw Shucks, Who Knows!

1+ week, 2+ day ago   (906+ words) You guys, JD Vance is Catholic. Just super-Catholic. He is so Catholic that he wrote a book about Catholic-ing that had a country mountain Methodist church on the front, the kind where you’re always running into the pope when the…...

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Would You Give Dear Leader Trump Your Undying Devotion In Exchange For $500 or $5,000 Or Zero Money?

2+ day, 17+ hour ago   (757+ words) There’s good news and bad news for the Republican Party today. The good news is, President Donald Trump’s numbers are way up! The bad news is, those aren’t polling numbers, they are the cost of a gallon of gasoline. WHOOOO-EEEE…...

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