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What Do You Call 13 Justices On The Supreme Court? A Good Start!

1+ week, 4+ day ago   (451+ words) House Speaker Mike Johnson had a great idea to win votes for Republicans this fall — you know, in addition to squawking about “communists” every few minutes like a macaw that fell through a wormhole to 1953. Johnson on Wednesday brought to…...

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Nazi Jake Lang Protested By Other Nazis As They All Crash 9/11 Memorial In NYC

1+ day, 18+ hour ago   (672+ words) As bells began to ring marking the moments the planes struck the old towers, a deafening silence fell...They called themselves actual Nazis, said Lang was a fake Nazi, and wore red arm bands with swastikas...

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wonkette.com > p > seth-moulton-beats-ed-markey-by-30

Young Stud Seth Moulton Beats Old Ed Markey By 30 Points At Coming In Second Place

1+ week, 4+ day ago   (247+ words) on the “Ed Markey is old” platform, pointing to Markey not knowing the names of apps he had on his phone...work, probably because a lot of people, regardless of age, don’t know the name of every app on their…...

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Wonkette Movie Night: Clue

1+ week, 1+ day ago   (585+ words) Because this is a murder mystery, the lights go out and a shot rings out....

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Republicans’ Lowered Expectations On The Sunday Shows

2+ week, 6+ day ago   (663+ words) You can see this is so by googling “Linda McMahon ring boys abuse.”...

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What's James Talarico Up To Lately? Not Stealing Your Pen, For Starters.

4+ week, 22+ hour ago   (637+ words) The whole thing was caught on security camera video, and when confronted by law enforcement, Paxton said...

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Republicans Unveil Secret Midterm Weapon, It Is Hasan Piker’s Dinglesmackus

4+ day, 1+ min ago   (626+ words) being at the Republican convention last night, watching all those goobers cup their hands around their phone...

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wonkette.com > p > mike-lindell-wont-pay-for-mn-recount

Mike Lindell Won’t Pay For MN Recount He Demanded, Because It’s All LUMPY

2+ week, 4+ day ago   (608+ words) Lindell told NBC News in a phone interview Tuesday that the whole damn system was rotten, rotten to the...

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Merrie Olde Mobbe Of Racists Gather At England Port To Immiserate Asylum Seekers, What What?

1+ day, 19+ hour ago   (491+ words) Those people in the collective are often called “titushki,” after a Ukrainian phenomenon that was organized...On the topic of titushki, OCCRP says: The so-called “young thugs in tracksuits” are named after Vadim...

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That Time Managers Locked The Doors On A Chicken Nugget Factory Like They’d Never Heard Of Triangle Shirtwaist Factory

1+ week, 3+ day ago   (647+ words) It didn’t help that all of the phones inside the building were nonfunctional....

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