Install
Wonkette is filthy, hilarious, liberal news. YOU CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH! Click to read Wonkette, by Rebecca Schoenkopf, a Substack publication with tens of thousands of subscribers.
- 153articles · 30d
- 20+ hour agolatest article
- Aug 15, 2026earliest in window
- 83%with images
- 333avg words
- Politics 103
- News 95
- Politics2 74
- Arts, Culture, Entertainment & Media 36
- Entertainment 26
- Arts & Entertainment 17
- Human Interest 14
- Social Life 9
Please confirm you are human
This browser or connection looks automated. Press and continuously hold the control for 3 seconds to enable Google-hosted web results and, when separately allowed, AI-assisted answers.
A successful check enables 100 search requests. Interactive access does not authorize scraping, systematic collection, or reuse of search output.
News
What Do You Call 13 Justices On The Supreme Court? A Good Start!
1+ week, 4+ day ago (451+ words) House Speaker Mike Johnson had a great idea to win votes for Republicans this fall — you know, in addition to squawking about “communists” every few minutes like a macaw that fell through a wormhole to 1953. Johnson on Wednesday brought to…...
Nazi Jake Lang Protested By Other Nazis As They All Crash 9/11 Memorial In NYC
1+ day, 18+ hour ago (672+ words) As bells began to ring marking the moments the planes struck the old towers, a deafening silence fell...They called themselves actual Nazis, said Lang was a fake Nazi, and wore red arm bands with swastikas...
Young Stud Seth Moulton Beats Old Ed Markey By 30 Points At Coming In Second Place
1+ week, 4+ day ago (247+ words) on the “Ed Markey is old” platform, pointing to Markey not knowing the names of apps he had on his phone...work, probably because a lot of people, regardless of age, don’t know the name of every app on their…...
Wonkette Movie Night: Clue
1+ week, 1+ day ago (585+ words) Because this is a murder mystery, the lights go out and a shot rings out....
Republicans’ Lowered Expectations On The Sunday Shows
2+ week, 6+ day ago (663+ words) You can see this is so by googling “Linda McMahon ring boys abuse.”...
What's James Talarico Up To Lately? Not Stealing Your Pen, For Starters.
4+ week, 22+ hour ago (637+ words) The whole thing was caught on security camera video, and when confronted by law enforcement, Paxton said...
Republicans Unveil Secret Midterm Weapon, It Is Hasan Piker’s Dinglesmackus
4+ day, 1+ min ago (626+ words) being at the Republican convention last night, watching all those goobers cup their hands around their phone...
Mike Lindell Won’t Pay For MN Recount He Demanded, Because It’s All LUMPY
2+ week, 4+ day ago (608+ words) Lindell told NBC News in a phone interview Tuesday that the whole damn system was rotten, rotten to the...
Merrie Olde Mobbe Of Racists Gather At England Port To Immiserate Asylum Seekers, What What?
1+ day, 19+ hour ago (491+ words) Those people in the collective are often called “titushki,” after a Ukrainian phenomenon that was organized...On the topic of titushki, OCCRP says: The so-called “young thugs in tracksuits” are named after Vadim...
That Time Managers Locked The Doors On A Chicken Nugget Factory Like They’d Never Heard Of Triangle Shirtwaist Factory
1+ week, 3+ day ago (647+ words) It didn’t help that all of the phones inside the building were nonfunctional....