1+ week, 3+ day ago   (892+ words) Our chronicle continues of what absolutely should be the last week of Pete Hegseth’s career in public service, before he tries to escape to a non-extradition country to avoid war crimes tribunals and vicious public mockery until the day he…...

1+ week, 6+ day ago   (430+ words) I’m the old/new fish over here at our Wonkette, and I would love to tell you a little bit about myself and what I will be covering before I really get started. First of all, god DAMN it, I…...

1+ week, 6+ day ago   (688+ words) Secretary of Defense and probable owner of dozens of Coed Naked Lacrosse T-shirts Pete Hegseth might be clobbering the morale and readiness of America’s armed forces. But who needs any of that when you can hire some of wingnutdom’s most…...

2+ week, 2+ day ago   (796+ words) A civilian professor is suing the US Military Academy at West Point after he was fired for insisting the Earth is not the center of the universe, but merely one of several planets orbiting the sun. Trump considers climate science…...

2+ week, 4+ day ago   (821+ words) Let’s see some Iran headlines, how much are we winning our pointless chosen war today? And then there’s this four-byline story from the New York Times, which seems kind of great big: “Leaves the Army Rudderless.” In other words, Secretary…...

3+ week, 5+ day ago   (722+ words) I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, and you are nothing. You ladies have been here for five minutes, and you are already polluting my beloved Corps! And I will not have it! All of you are scum. Some of you are…...

3+ week, 6+ day ago   (316+ words) Oh boy, we thought Jon Ossoff casually lobbing a bomb and getting everybody to talk about Donald Trump’s bizarre and gross relationship with “Natalie” was gonna leave a mark, and we were correct. Steven Cheung — the pitiable White House spox…...

3+ week, 6+ day ago   (902+ words) Hello, Wonkers! A lot has been going on in international relations the last few days, only you may not have noticed because you were busy noticing all the domestic horrors that comprise every day of life under Donald Trump. Let’s…...