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wonkette.com > p > should-we-steal-from-low-wage-workers

Should We Steal From Low-Wage Workers To Pay Stay At Home Moms? The Answer Might Surprise You!

3+ day, 14+ hour ago   (610+ words) Via The New York Times: The $12 billion Child Care and Development Fund, which is run by the Health Department’s Administration for Children and Families, was created during the Clinton administration to support the employment of low to moderate-income parents. It…...

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wonkette.com > p > nice-times-has-come-today

Nice Times Has Come Today

6+ day, 17+ hour ago   (379+ words) “You are entering Marmot Country.” Silly commercial time! March Of The Penguins (free Vimeo link) was titled March Of The Emperor in France so CANAL+ decided to have some fun with another use of the word. Unfortunately the money is…...

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wonkette.com > p > will-jd-vance-make-the-apocalypse

Will JD Vance Make The Apocalypse Great Again? Does He Know The Antichrist? Aw Shucks, Who Knows!

1+ week, 2+ day ago   (906+ words) You guys, JD Vance is Catholic. Just super-Catholic. He is so Catholic that he wrote a book about Catholic-ing that had a country mountain Methodist church on the front, the kind where you’re always running into the pope when the…...

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You Dingdongs Are Making Me Come Out Of Retirement For This?

1+ week, 5+ day ago   (430+ words) I’m the old/new fish over here at our Wonkette, and I would love to tell you a little bit about myself and what I will be covering before I really get started. First of all, god DAMN it, I…...

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Trump Loses Another War. Tabs, Mon., Aug. 24, 2026

2+ week, 5+ day ago   (462+ words) Good morning! Where to even begin … So, uh, what’s going on with the ridiculously pathetic breakdown of trade talks between the United States and, um, Canada? Here’s a primer! [Washington Post] And Paul Krugman on why Trump is going to…...

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wonkette.com > p > sorry-maga-nobodys-talking-about

Sorry, MAGA: Nobody’s Talking About Natalie Because They Think Trump’s D*ck Still Works

3+ week, 3+ day ago   (1421+ words) Oh dear God, the feigned outrage is now incessant from MAGA over Democratic Senator Jon Ossoff highlighting the bizarre and disturbing relationship between Donald Trump and Natalie Harp, the blonde “human printer” who won’t leave his side, whose own brother…...