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wonkette.com > p > mean-judge-wont-let-rfk-jr-use-fake

Mean Judge Won’t Let RFK Jr. Use Fake, AI-Generated ‘Studies’ To Justify Ineffective Abstinence-Only Education

1+ week, 2+ day ago   (641+ words) However, this terrible plan was put on hold last week when federal Judge Christopher Cooper, an Obama appointee, issued a temporary block in response to a lawsuit filed jointly by Planned Parenthood of the Heartland, the Sexuality Information and Education…...


wonkette.com > p > secretary-brainworm-lied-to-congress

Secretary Brainworm Lied To Congress About Anti-Vax Pilgrimage To Samoa. Turns Out, That’s Illegal!

2+ week, 2+ day ago   (465+ words) You know, because anything “natural” is good for you, just like cancer, arsenic, and delicious, delicious roadkill. Shapiro also noted that Kennedy had previously visited Lancaster County, where many of the worst cases have occurred, and told them that measles…...


wonkette.com > p > even-rick-scott-is-mad-desantis-administration

Even Rick Scott Is Mad DeSantis Administration Officials Stole Kids’ Medicaid Money

2+ week, 3+ day ago   (553+ words) How corrupt must a healthcare-related scheme be that even Rick fucking Scott, the Republican senator who once ran a company responsible for the largest healthcare fraud involving Medicaid and Medicare in history, thinks you done screwed the proverbial pooch? Pretty…...


wonkette.com > p > dr-oz-forced-to-admit-mmr-vaccine

Dr. Oz Forced To Admit MMR Vaccine Won’t Kill Your Baby, Even Though Trump Said It Would

2+ week, 6+ day ago   (551+ words) “The CDC released new numbers last week showing 92 percent of the nation's kindergarteners were vaccinated from measles in the last school year, but that's below the 95 percent herd immunity threshold,” Brennan noted, before asking Oz to “clarify” Trump’s recent assertion…...


wonkette.com > p > lets-meet-trumps-anti-choice-trans

Let’s Meet Trump’s Anti-Choice, Trans-Kid-Hating, Pseudoscience-Loving Nominee To Run The CDC

3+ week, 2+ day ago   (706+ words) In social science, the Overton Window refers to the range of ideas considered socially acceptable at any given period in time. In medical science, Heidi Overton refers to a complete lunatic with ideas that should not be acceptable at any…...


wonkette.com > p > oh-go-fck-yourself-bill-cassidy

Oh Go F*ck Yourself, Bill Cassidy

3+ week, 6+ day ago   (885+ words) Hanlon’s Razor says, “Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.” Some MAGA/Republican officials challenge that axiom. Others do not. Let’s dive in to this week’s Sunday shows. We begin with the soon-to-be-retired Republican Senator from…...