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Would You Give Dear Leader Trump Your Undying Devotion In Exchange For $500 or $5,000 Or Zero Money?
2+ day, 17+ hour ago (757+ words) There’s good news and bad news for the Republican Party today. The good news is, President Donald Trump’s numbers are way up! The bad news is, those aren’t polling numbers, they are the cost of a gallon of gasoline. WHOOOO-EEEE…...
Should We Steal From Low-Wage Workers To Pay Stay At Home Moms? The Answer Might Surprise You!
3+ day, 19+ hour ago (610+ words) Via The New York Times: The $12 billion Child Care and Development Fund, which is run by the Health Department’s Administration for Children and Families, was created during the Clinton administration to support the employment of low to moderate-income parents. It…...
9/11 Hijacker Donald Trump Headlines Sold-Out Republican Convention In Dallas, Free Tickets Available
3+ day, 23+ hour ago (680+ words) In case you haven’t heard the latest, it would appear that Natalie has convinced Donald Trump that he was one of the first responders to 9/11, and that big burly firemen with tears in their eyes, right out of central casting,…...
First They Came For Maria Bartiromo, And That’s How That Story Ended
1+ week, 1+ day ago (288+ words) The announcement said the “last episode” of Mornings With Maria ran Thursday morning, leading folks who don’t watch Fox because they respect their brain cells to assume Bartiromo had been fired after leaving the set, but in fact she hasn’t…...
Will JD Vance Make The Apocalypse Great Again? Does He Know The Antichrist? Aw Shucks, Who Knows!
1+ week, 2+ day ago (906+ words) You guys, JD Vance is Catholic. Just super-Catholic. He is so Catholic that he wrote a book about Catholic-ing that had a country mountain Methodist church on the front, the kind where you’re always running into the pope when the…...
Even Rick Scott Is Mad DeSantis Administration Officials Stole Kids’ Medicaid Money
2+ week, 2+ day ago (553+ words) How corrupt must a healthcare-related scheme be that even Rick fucking Scott, the Republican senator who once ran a company responsible for the largest healthcare fraud involving Medicaid and Medicare in history, thinks you done screwed the proverbial pooch? Pretty…...
Abdul El-Sayed Lets Air Out Of Jesse Watters’s Tires, Drives Away
2+ week, 4+ day ago (1013+ words) If we were Jesse Watters, and thank Christ we are not, we would not be happy with how our interview with Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed went last night. You know who does have game and moves and smarts…...
Oh Go F*ck Yourself, Bill Cassidy
3+ week, 5+ day ago (885+ words) Hanlon’s Razor says, “Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.” Some MAGA/Republican officials challenge that axiom. Others do not. Let’s dive in to this week’s Sunday shows. We begin with the soon-to-be-retired Republican Senator from…...