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Company Admits It F*cked Up Reflecting Pool Repairs, Can We Stop Talking About This Now?
17+ hour, 4+ min ago (509+ words) Well, this would be embarrassing if anyone was still capable of feeling shame. What a stupid, stupid time to be alive. The New York Times got hold of documentation in which the contractor selected to install the pool liner, Atlantic…...
Happy Drive Your Studebaker Day, Which Is Not Very Helpful Or Exciting For Most People
18+ hour, 35+ min ago (287+ words) Do you own a Studebaker? If so, I guess you should go and drive it today, as it is National Drive Your Studebaker Day. How exciting for people who own Studebakers, even though I don’t know any of them. And…...
Would You Give Dear Leader Trump Your Undying Devotion In Exchange For $500 or $5,000 Or Zero Money?
2+ day, 12+ hour ago (757+ words) There’s good news and bad news for the Republican Party today. The good news is, President Donald Trump’s numbers are way up! The bad news is, those aren’t polling numbers, they are the cost of a gallon of gasoline. WHOOOO-EEEE…...
Republicans In Shock That People Won’t Sacrifice For Trump’s Iran War Like They Did For WWII
2+ day, 17+ hour ago (478+ words) During a recent interview with notorious hate group leader Tony Perkins (whom no one has suggested he denounce), Rep. Barry Loudermilk of Georgia complained about all the people complaining about inflation and the price of gas, just because they can’t…...
Republicans Unveil Secret Midterm Weapon, It Is Hasan Piker’s Dinglesmackus
2+ day, 19+ hour ago (626+ words) They had no similar questions for Republicans about their actual associations and money-taking from actual Nazis and trillionaire antisemites, because Beltway journalists and New York Times reporters know the DC party invites dry up during fascist administrations if they stop…...
Should We Steal From Low-Wage Workers To Pay Stay At Home Moms? The Answer Might Surprise You!
3+ day, 14+ hour ago (610+ words) Via The New York Times: The $12 billion Child Care and Development Fund, which is run by the Health Department’s Administration for Children and Families, was created during the Clinton administration to support the employment of low to moderate-income parents. It…...
9/11 Hijacker Donald Trump Headlines Sold-Out Republican Convention In Dallas, Free Tickets Available
3+ day, 18+ hour ago (680+ words) In case you haven’t heard the latest, it would appear that Natalie has convinced Donald Trump that he was one of the first responders to 9/11, and that big burly firemen with tears in their eyes, right out of central casting,…...
New America! Tabs, Tues., Sept. 8, 2026
4+ day, 21+ hour ago (560+ words) Good morning good morning, I hope you had a lovely Labor Day weekend! Now here’s your damn tabs! Now here’s where you “No Tab Pete.” Oh, that smarts. (Charlotte’s Web Thoughts) This one is kind of fun! States like Louisiana…...
Wonkette Movie Night: Clue
1+ week, 8+ hour ago (585+ words) It is 1954 and six people have been invited to a mansion in the middle of nowhere. They are greeted by the butler, Wadsworth (Tim Curry), and he is a very proper butler … or is he?! Everyone has got something to…...
If You’re Late For Something Today, You’re Celebrating Correctly!
1+ week, 19+ hour ago (335+ words) Today is National Be Late For Something Day, which is incredibly convenient for me, personally, as it seems I have way too much do, despite being on vacation in lovely Narragansett, Rhode Island. Hey, it’s not easy to balance familial…...