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Nazi Jake Lang Protested By Other Nazis As They All Crash 9/11 Memorial In NYC
10+ hour ago (672+ words) Outside of the official memorial, tourists and those touched by the attacks stood quietly. Some stared up at the space where the Twin Towers once stood. In their place is a glass tower that shimmers in the sun. We had…...
Boobs. Wonkette One A Day for 9/11/26
1+ day, 6+ hour ago (177+ words) What did we learn today, my friends? Some things! We learned many things in the morning news roundup, as artisanally curated by moi! Evan had some things to say about these dusty old bigot losers, the very same ones who…...
Republicans Unveil Secret Midterm Weapon, It Is Hasan Piker’s Dinglesmackus
2+ day, 15+ hour ago (626+ words) They had no similar questions for Republicans about their actual associations and money-taking from actual Nazis and trillionaire antisemites, because Beltway journalists and New York Times reporters know the DC party invites dry up during fascist administrations if they stop…...
9/11 Hijacker Donald Trump Headlines Sold-Out Republican Convention In Dallas, Free Tickets Available
3+ day, 14+ hour ago (680+ words) In case you haven’t heard the latest, it would appear that Natalie has convinced Donald Trump that he was one of the first responders to 9/11, and that big burly firemen with tears in their eyes, right out of central casting,…...
Fine, Here's Your (Now Annual) Labor Day Studs Terkel
5+ day, 13+ hour ago (932+ words) This post first ran on Labor Day 2025 and we forgot to write a new one this year. Enjoy! Anyway, today we will be celebrating Working class hero Studs Terkel, who would no doubt have some things to say about a…...
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week’s Cocktail, Jimothy Spoke In Class Todav!
1+ week, 1+ day ago (430+ words) Here’s the subscribe button. ½ oz Sazerac Rye ½ oz Planteray OFTD Rum ½ oz Ginger Liquor ½ oz lemon juice Shake all ingredients except the cola. Pour into a highball glass and top with Coca-Cola. Garnish with whatever you can set on fire....
Mean Judge Won’t Let RFK Jr. Use Fake, AI-Generated ‘Studies’ To Justify Ineffective Abstinence-Only Education
1+ week, 1+ day ago (641+ words) However, this terrible plan was put on hold last week when federal Judge Christopher Cooper, an Obama appointee, issued a temporary block in response to a lawsuit filed jointly by Planned Parenthood of the Heartland, the Sexuality Information and Education…...
Rest In Peace, Gloria Steinem: Feminist, Beauty, CIA Asset
1+ week, 1+ day ago (945+ words) The world has lost another trailblazer and cultural figure this week, I guess because the universe decided we were all getting a little too collectively chipper. Gloria Steinem has passed away at 92. Steinem was, of course, well known for being…...
Hear Ye, Hear Ye, A Few House Dems Really Want You To Know How Completely Out Of Touch They Are
1+ week, 3+ day ago (410+ words) But because we can never, ever have nice things, there are some people working to destroy that chance. What people, you ask? Democrats! You see, on Tuesday, the House voted 220–192 in favor of an incredibly stupid resolution “against socialism” and…...
CBS Just Putting It Out There That Maybe Abdul El-Sayed Secretly Loves Terrorism And 9/11
1+ week, 4+ day ago (929+ words) In an incredible feat of journalism, the newly MAGA-fied CBS has unearthed several tweets from Michigan Democratic senatorial nominee Abdul El-Sayed that mention 9/11 in various capacities related to public health, heavily intimating that they are meant to be clear proof…...