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wonkette.com > p > new-america-tabs-tues-sept-8-2026

New America! Tabs, Tues., Sept. 8, 2026

5+ day, 14+ hour ago   (560+ words) Good morning good morning, I hope you had a lovely Labor Day weekend! Now here’s your damn tabs! Now here’s where you “No Tab Pete.” Oh, that smarts. (Charlotte’s Web Thoughts) This one is kind of fun! States like Louisiana…...

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wonkette.com > p > nice-times-has-come-today

Nice Times Has Come Today

1+ week, 10+ hour ago   (379+ words) “You are entering Marmot Country.” Silly commercial time! March Of The Penguins (free Vimeo link) was titled March Of The Emperor in France so CANAL+ decided to have some fun with another use of the word. Unfortunately the money is…...

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wonkette.com > p > welcome-to-wonkette-happy-hour-with-a74

Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week’s Cocktail, Jimothy Spoke In Class Todav!

1+ week, 2+ day ago   (430+ words) Here’s the subscribe button. ½ oz Sazerac Rye ½ oz Planteray OFTD Rum ½ oz Ginger Liquor ½ oz lemon juice Shake all ingredients except the cola. Pour into a highball glass and top with Coca-Cola. Garnish with whatever you can set on fire....

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wonkette.com > p > all-disinformation-is-climate-disinformation

All Disinformation Is Climate Disinformation, Trump’s Bullsh*t FEMA Endorsements Edition

1+ week, 2+ day ago   (498+ words) Boy howdy, does America ever need a good, hard debunking. It seems like my first week here is definitely showing me what I missed in disinformation trends while I was out wandering in the wilds of local news organizations that…...

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wonkette.com > p > mean-judge-wont-let-rfk-jr-use-fake

Mean Judge Won’t Let RFK Jr. Use Fake, AI-Generated ‘Studies’ To Justify Ineffective Abstinence-Only Education

1+ week, 2+ day ago   (641+ words) However, this terrible plan was put on hold last week when federal Judge Christopher Cooper, an Obama appointee, issued a temporary block in response to a lawsuit filed jointly by Planned Parenthood of the Heartland, the Sexuality Information and Education…...

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wonkette.com > p > rest-in-peace-gloria-steinem-feminist

Rest In Peace, Gloria Steinem: Feminist, Beauty, CIA Asset

1+ week, 2+ day ago   (945+ words) The world has lost another trailblazer and cultural figure this week, I guess because the universe decided we were all getting a little too collectively chipper. Gloria Steinem has passed away at 92. Steinem was, of course, well known for being…...

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wonkette.com > p > that-time-managers-locked-the-doors

That Time Managers Locked The Doors On A Chicken Nugget Factory Like They’d Never Heard Of Triangle Shirtwaist Factory

1+ week, 3+ day ago   (647+ words) Wonkette is supported by YOU! The fire began when the deep fryer caught fire after a hydraulic line to a cooking vat failed, with obvious problems with it not found because of the company’s indifferent safety culture. It spread very…...

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wonkette.com > p > whiny-spoiled-california-schoolchildren

Whiny, Spoiled California Schoolchildren Denied Air Conditioners They’ve Been Demanding

1+ week, 3+ day ago   (360+ words) Well, there’s good news and bad news for California schoolchildren this week. And it’s great news for California utilities: They get to claw back the better part of nearly $200 million from a bunch of whiny little shits who are always…...

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wonkette.com > p > hear-ye-hear-ye-a-few-house-dems

Hear Ye, Hear Ye, A Few House Dems Really Want You To Know How Completely Out Of Touch They Are

1+ week, 4+ day ago   (410+ words) But because we can never, ever have nice things, there are some people working to destroy that chance. What people, you ask? Democrats! You see, on Tuesday, the House voted 220–192 in favor of an incredibly stupid resolution “against socialism” and…...

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wonkette.com > p > things-bari-weiss-can-tell-just-by

Things Bari Weiss can tell just by looking at him! Wonkette One A Day for 9/1/26!

1+ week, 5+ day ago   (132+ words) Good afternoon, what did we learn today? Some things! Evan did your tabs! They were good tabs. Pete Hegseth is literally breaking the military, and not in a cool way a bunch of peaceniks would like. That stupid aggravating infurating…...