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Would You Give Dear Leader Trump Your Undying Devotion In Exchange For $500 or $5,000 Or Zero Money?
3+ day, 13+ hour ago (757+ words) There’s good news and bad news for the Republican Party today. The good news is, President Donald Trump’s numbers are way up! The bad news is, those aren’t polling numbers, they are the cost of a gallon of gasoline. WHOOOO-EEEE…...
Republicans In Shock That People Won’t Sacrifice For Trump’s Iran War Like They Did For WWII
3+ day, 18+ hour ago (478+ words) During a recent interview with notorious hate group leader Tony Perkins (whom no one has suggested he denounce), Rep. Barry Loudermilk of Georgia complained about all the people complaining about inflation and the price of gas, just because they can’t…...
Republicans Unveil Secret Midterm Weapon, It Is Hasan Piker’s Dinglesmackus
3+ day, 20+ hour ago (626+ words) They had no similar questions for Republicans about their actual associations and money-taking from actual Nazis and trillionaire antisemites, because Beltway journalists and New York Times reporters know the DC party invites dry up during fascist administrations if they stop…...
9/11 Hijacker Donald Trump Headlines Sold-Out Republican Convention In Dallas, Free Tickets Available
4+ day, 19+ hour ago (680+ words) In case you haven’t heard the latest, it would appear that Natalie has convinced Donald Trump that he was one of the first responders to 9/11, and that big burly firemen with tears in their eyes, right out of central casting,…...
Pete Hegseth’s Testosterone Shipments Just Came In, That’ll Make Those Republican Senators STFU
1+ week, 3+ day ago (892+ words) Our chronicle continues of what absolutely should be the last week of Pete Hegseth’s career in public service, before he tries to escape to a non-extradition country to avoid war crimes tribunals and vicious public mockery until the day he…...
Will JD Vance Make The Apocalypse Great Again? Does He Know The Antichrist? Aw Shucks, Who Knows!
1+ week, 3+ day ago (906+ words) You guys, JD Vance is Catholic. Just super-Catholic. He is so Catholic that he wrote a book about Catholic-ing that had a country mountain Methodist church on the front, the kind where you’re always running into the pope when the…...
Dr. Oz Forced To Admit MMR Vaccine Won’t Kill Your Baby, Even Though Trump Said It Would
2+ week, 6+ day ago (551+ words) “The CDC released new numbers last week showing 92 percent of the nation's kindergarteners were vaccinated from measles in the last school year, but that's below the 95 percent herd immunity threshold,” Brennan noted, before asking Oz to “clarify” Trump’s recent assertion…...
Donald Trump Race Car Go ZHOOOOM ZHOOOOOOM!
2+ week, 6+ day ago (383+ words) Washington DC just hosted its first racing event. City officials didn’t lobby for it. DC residents didn’t ask for it. The Freedom 250 Grand Prix was organized in conjunction with Donald Trump’s White House, and there was nothing DC could do…...
Republicans’ Lowered Expectations On The Sunday Shows
2+ week, 6+ day ago (663+ words) For the longest time, people have been grading Republicans on a curve. People are always saying variations of “Imagine if Dems [or insert Democratic president or presidential candidate] had done this thing Republicans just did.” Republicans are more than happy…...
Hey, So Why The Hell Is Hakeem Jeffries Meeting With Prince Jared Of Trump?
2+ week, 6+ day ago (577+ words) Maybe … no, we think that’s the end of the list of ways this weekend’s reporting on Jeffries meeting with Kushner could be OK. The New York Times says explicitly that Jeffries and Kushner met to talk about ways Democrats and…...