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wonkette.com > p > company-admits-it-fcked-up-reflecting

Company Admits It F*cked Up Reflecting Pool Repairs, Can We Stop Talking About This Now?

1+ day, 11+ hour ago   (509+ words) Well, this would be embarrassing if anyone was still capable of feeling shame. What a stupid, stupid time to be alive. The New York Times got hold of documentation in which the contractor selected to install the pool liner, Atlantic…...

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wonkette.com > p > should-we-steal-from-low-wage-workers

Should We Steal From Low-Wage Workers To Pay Stay At Home Moms? The Answer Might Surprise You!

4+ day, 9+ hour ago   (610+ words) Via The New York Times: The $12 billion Child Care and Development Fund, which is run by the Health Department’s Administration for Children and Families, was created during the Clinton administration to support the employment of low to moderate-income parents. It…...

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wonkette.com > p > 911-hijacker-donald-trump-headlines

9/11 Hijacker Donald Trump Headlines Sold-Out Republican Convention In Dallas, Free Tickets Available

4+ day, 12+ hour ago   (680+ words) In case you haven’t heard the latest, it would appear that Natalie has convinced Donald Trump that he was one of the first responders to 9/11, and that big burly firemen with tears in their eyes, right out of central casting,…...

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wonkette.com > p > new-america-tabs-tues-sept-8-2026

New America! Tabs, Tues., Sept. 8, 2026

5+ day, 15+ hour ago   (560+ words) Good morning good morning, I hope you had a lovely Labor Day weekend! Now here’s your damn tabs! Now here’s where you “No Tab Pete.” Oh, that smarts. (Charlotte’s Web Thoughts) This one is kind of fun! States like Louisiana…...

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wonkette.com > p > all-disinformation-is-climate-disinformation

All Disinformation Is Climate Disinformation, Trump’s Bullsh*t FEMA Endorsements Edition

1+ week, 2+ day ago   (498+ words) Boy howdy, does America ever need a good, hard debunking. It seems like my first week here is definitely showing me what I missed in disinformation trends while I was out wandering in the wilds of local news organizations that…...

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wonkette.com > p > rest-in-peace-gloria-steinem-feminist

Rest In Peace, Gloria Steinem: Feminist, Beauty, CIA Asset

1+ week, 2+ day ago   (945+ words) The world has lost another trailblazer and cultural figure this week, I guess because the universe decided we were all getting a little too collectively chipper. Gloria Steinem has passed away at 92. Steinem was, of course, well known for being…...

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wonkette.com > p > will-jd-vance-make-the-apocalypse

Will JD Vance Make The Apocalypse Great Again? Does He Know The Antichrist? Aw Shucks, Who Knows!

1+ week, 3+ day ago   (906+ words) You guys, JD Vance is Catholic. Just super-Catholic. He is so Catholic that he wrote a book about Catholic-ing that had a country mountain Methodist church on the front, the kind where you’re always running into the pope when the…...

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wonkette.com > p > seth-moulton-beats-ed-markey-by-30

Young Stud Seth Moulton Beats Old Ed Markey By 30 Points At Coming In Second Place

1+ week, 4+ day ago   (247+ words) From the Washington Post: The blowback, which was swift, included the chair of a local Democratic committee calling me a Nazi “cooperator” and about 200 people gathering in front of my office to protest a sentence. My unimpeachable record of standing…...

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wonkette.com > p > how-to-fight-climate-disinformation

How To Fight Climate Disinformation In The Middle Of A Maybe Hurricane!

1+ week, 4+ day ago   (737+ words) There’s a lot going on right now, as usual, but something just hit my radar (get it?!), which is a tropical storm they’re calling Marie forming out in the Pacific Ocean, way down south of the Baja California peninsula. Marie…...

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wonkette.com > p > pete-hegseth-has-own-pentagon-troll

Pete Hegseth Has Own Pentagon Troll Army To Keep America Safe From Scourge Of Leftists

1+ week, 6+ day ago   (688+ words) Secretary of Defense and probable owner of dozens of Coed Naked Lacrosse T-shirts Pete Hegseth might be clobbering the morale and readiness of America’s armed forces. But who needs any of that when you can hire some of wingnutdom’s most…...