18+ hour, 10+ min ago   (509+ words) Well, this would be embarrassing if anyone was still capable of feeling shame. What a stupid, stupid time to be alive. The New York Times got hold of documentation in which the contractor selected to install the pool liner, Atlantic…...

1+ week, 20+ hour ago   (335+ words) Today is National Be Late For Something Day, which is incredibly convenient for me, personally, as it seems I have way too much do, despite being on vacation in lovely Narragansett, Rhode Island. Hey, it’s not easy to balance familial…...

1+ week, 1+ day ago   (194+ words) Good afternoon, it’s almost time to get gone! It’s always time to subscribe! We had tabs, they were Gloria-based! Plus other weird news and things, which you for sure should always read, every day, because I write them. We had…...

1+ week, 1+ day ago   (558+ words) What’s next in Donald Trump’s desecration of our fair nation’s capital city? What’s even left after he razed the East Wing of the White House to build Ballroom with Drone Port and dumped the remains of the structure onto the…...

1+ week, 4+ day ago   (736+ words) Another day, another Supreme Court ruling that the ugly-ass ballroom that the Trump administration is building can proceed, against the wishes of just about every American out there and definitely the rest of the world. Second of all, it’s getting…...

1+ week, 5+ day ago   (572+ words) We guess they are really scratching the bottom of the barrel when it comes to recruiting at Kash Patel’s joke of an FBI these days. Either that, or they’re just really trying to make sure their recruits are as creepy…...

2+ week, 1+ day ago   (465+ words) You know, because anything “natural” is good for you, just like cancer, arsenic, and delicious, delicious roadkill. Shapiro also noted that Kennedy had previously visited Lancaster County, where many of the worst cases have occurred, and told them that measles…...

2+ week, 1+ day ago   (518+ words) We said yesterday that Canada’s government wasn’t responding to Donald Trump’s dementia daycare playtime social media posts about renaming Great Lakes, but we guess that since Trump made one of his official (dickless) executive orders about it, Canadian PM Mark…...

2+ week, 1+ day ago   (516+ words) This week’s Wonkette movie night has been changed, in honor of Dolly Parton. Join ZiggyWiggy and all your other friends for Steel Magnolias, Saturday night at 9 p.m. Eastern. It is available with subscription on Paramount+; free with ads on Pluto…...

2+ week, 2+ day ago   (553+ words) How corrupt must a healthcare-related scheme be that even Rick fucking Scott, the Republican senator who once ran a company responsible for the largest healthcare fraud involving Medicaid and Medicare in history, thinks you done screwed the proverbial pooch? Pretty…...