16+ hour, 5+ min ago   (491+ words) There’s some weird shit going down in Europe, yeah? Lots of people showing up at ports to protest the arrival of (checks notes) ah yes, desperate families from countries torn apart by war, famine, and other climate change-based ills. (What,…...

19+ hour, 36+ min ago   (287+ words) Do you own a Studebaker? If so, I guess you should go and drive it today, as it is National Drive Your Studebaker Day. How exciting for people who own Studebakers, even though I don’t know any of them. And…...

2+ day, 12+ hour ago   (159+ words) It is time for you to SUBSCRIBE! They were good tabs! I said meatwad and beav heh heh heh. If you follow American politics closely, you may remember two minutes ago, when the most important question for serious journalists to…...

1+ week, 1+ day ago   (498+ words) Boy howdy, does America ever need a good, hard debunking. It seems like my first week here is definitely showing me what I missed in disinformation trends while I was out wandering in the wilds of local news organizations that…...

1+ week, 2+ day ago   (647+ words) Wonkette is supported by YOU! The fire began when the deep fryer caught fire after a hydraulic line to a cooking vat failed, with obvious problems with it not found because of the company’s indifferent safety culture. It spread very…...

1+ week, 3+ day ago   (737+ words) There’s a lot going on right now, as usual, but something just hit my radar (get it?!), which is a tropical storm they’re calling Marie forming out in the Pacific Ocean, way down south of the Baja California peninsula. Marie…...

1+ week, 5+ day ago   (92+ words) Oh hey, it’s the last day of August, which means we are two months and change from the midterms. Everybody’s eyes on the ball? Good. Here are some Monday stories: Feels like they made this rule for somebody specific, but…...

1+ week, 5+ day ago   (430+ words) I’m the old/new fish over here at our Wonkette, and I would love to tell you a little bit about myself and what I will be covering before I really get started. First of all, god DAMN it, I…...

2+ week, 1+ day ago   (796+ words) A civilian professor is suing the US Military Academy at West Point after he was fired for insisting the Earth is not the center of the universe, but merely one of several planets orbiting the sun. Trump considers climate science…...

2+ week, 1+ day ago   (234+ words) It’s been a heck of a day at Yr. Wonkette — one of those days going by, same as it ever was. You can also use the button below to donate an amount of your choice at Paypal, or we have…...