5+ day, 17+ hour ago   (932+ words) This post first ran on Labor Day 2025 and we forgot to write a new one this year. Enjoy! Anyway, today we will be celebrating Working class hero Studs Terkel, who would no doubt have some things to say about a…...

1+ week, 1+ day ago   (430+ words) Here’s the subscribe button. ½ oz Sazerac Rye ½ oz Planteray OFTD Rum ½ oz Ginger Liquor ½ oz lemon juice Shake all ingredients except the cola. Pour into a highball glass and top with Coca-Cola. Garnish with whatever you can set on fire....

1+ week, 2+ day ago   (196+ words) Have you noted how everywhere is BAT COUNTRY these days? Except of course here at Yr Wonkette, where everything remains perfenctly norbal. You can also use the button below to donate an amount of your choice at Paypal, or we…...

1+ week, 2+ day ago   (647+ words) Wonkette is supported by YOU! The fire began when the deep fryer caught fire after a hydraulic line to a cooking vat failed, with obvious problems with it not found because of the company’s indifferent safety culture. It spread very…...

2+ week, 1+ day ago   (197+ words) Greetings, Wonketeers! I’m Hooper, your bartender. I’m pretty good at this bartending stuff. I write some pretty decent cocktails. But there’s one aspect of bartending that I genuinely suck at. And it’s time to admit my flaws and talk about…...

2+ week, 4+ day ago   (118+ words) We started the morning with Evan’s tabs! Wonkette is always free, or you could pay us if you feel like it! I am glad The TroopsTM know that this is stupid bullshit. Some lady got mad at us about this…...

3+ week, 18+ hour ago   (471+ words) Today is National Be An Angel Day, which the internet says is a day to do good deeds and which I say is a day to encourage people to do good deeds for you by saying, like, “Be an angel…...

3+ week, 1+ day ago   (446+ words) 2 oz black pepper-infused vodka 1 oz Hayman’s Old Tom Gin ½ oz dry vermouth Pinch smoked sea salt Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker. Muddle the garlic clove. Double-strain into a chilled martini glass. Garnish with drops of extra virgin olive…...

3+ week, 4+ day ago   (123+ words) Good afternoon! What did we write at you today? You know you want to. Well Evan began with a mostly Insta and/or Bluesky posts tabs (it happens sometimes) but you really should click through for the BALLROOM diatribe, it’s…...

3+ week, 5+ day ago   (95+ words) Here are some stories: Today was the day we started talking about Natalie: We also told Bill Cassidy to go fuck himself. Bill Cassidy is not Natalie. We talked about how Hakeem Jeffries sucks. Hakeem Jeffries is not Natalie. Trump…...