10+ hour, 47+ min ago   (222+ words) Ever since Dracula arose from his crypt and visited a pretty young woman in her boudoir, vampires have been all about getting hot and heavy. They use their powers of persuasion and sometimes an offer of everlasting life. But now…...

2+ day, 13+ hour ago   (159+ words) It is time for you to SUBSCRIBE! They were good tabs! I said meatwad and beav heh heh heh. If you follow American politics closely, you may remember two minutes ago, when the most important question for serious journalists to…...

1+ week, 10+ hour ago   (585+ words) It is 1954 and six people have been invited to a mansion in the middle of nowhere. They are greeted by the butler, Wadsworth (Tim Curry), and he is a very proper butler … or is he?! Everyone has got something to…...

1+ week, 1+ day ago   (194+ words) Good afternoon, it’s almost time to get gone! It’s always time to subscribe! We had tabs, they were Gloria-based! Plus other weird news and things, which you for sure should always read, every day, because I write them. We had…...

1+ week, 1+ day ago   (945+ words) The world has lost another trailblazer and cultural figure this week, I guess because the universe decided we were all getting a little too collectively chipper. Gloria Steinem has passed away at 92. Steinem was, of course, well known for being…...

1+ week, 2+ day ago   (647+ words) Wonkette is supported by YOU! The fire began when the deep fryer caught fire after a hydraulic line to a cooking vat failed, with obvious problems with it not found because of the company’s indifferent safety culture. It spread very…...

1+ week, 3+ day ago   (139+ words) Allo allo here’s what we wrote at you today! How can you have any pudding if you don’t read your tabs? It’s true: Evan’s meanness IS why you subscribe! I was all like “oh I better check to see if…...

1+ week, 5+ day ago   (996+ words) After the deaths of Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, and voice actor Peter “Optimus Prime” Cullen, we can’t help remembering this line from William Wordsworth’s long poem “The Excursion”: The good die first, and they whose hearts are dry as summer…...

2+ week, 10+ hour ago   (439+ words) Steel Magnolias is about family, friends, and community, the ways in which we hold each other up through tough times and laugh together through the nice ones. It is about accepting people as they are, flaws and all. It is…...

2+ week, 4+ day ago   (252+ words) Here is where you subscribe! At first, Dolly’s producers tried to steer her from country. When she first signed with Monument Records in 1965, they tried to make her a bubblegum pop singer. She was young and blonde I guess, but…...