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Republicans Unveil Secret Midterm Weapon, It Is Hasan Piker’s Dinglesmackus
2+ day, 17+ hour ago (626+ words) They had no similar questions for Republicans about their actual associations and money-taking from actual Nazis and trillionaire antisemites, because Beltway journalists and New York Times reporters know the DC party invites dry up during fascist administrations if they stop…...
Hear Ye, Hear Ye, A Few House Dems Really Want You To Know How Completely Out Of Touch They Are
1+ week, 3+ day ago (410+ words) But because we can never, ever have nice things, there are some people working to destroy that chance. What people, you ask? Democrats! You see, on Tuesday, the House voted 220–192 in favor of an incredibly stupid resolution “against socialism” and…...
CBS Just Putting It Out There That Maybe Abdul El-Sayed Secretly Loves Terrorism And 9/11
1+ week, 4+ day ago (929+ words) In an incredible feat of journalism, the newly MAGA-fied CBS has unearthed several tweets from Michigan Democratic senatorial nominee Abdul El-Sayed that mention 9/11 in various capacities related to public health, heavily intimating that they are meant to be clear proof…...
You Dingdongs Are Making Me Come Out Of Retirement For This?
1+ week, 5+ day ago (430+ words) I’m the old/new fish over here at our Wonkette, and I would love to tell you a little bit about myself and what I will be covering before I really get started. First of all, god DAMN it, I…...
Abdul El-Sayed Lets Air Out Of Jesse Watters’s Tires, Drives Away
2+ week, 4+ day ago (1013+ words) If we were Jesse Watters, and thank Christ we are not, we would not be happy with how our interview with Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed went last night. You know who does have game and moves and smarts…...
It’s Lucky Dearborn’s Turn To Host Nazi J6 Grifter Dumpster Baby Jake Lang!
3+ week, 2+ day ago (143+ words) Here’s our favorite observation from the Michigan Advance story: The report didn’t indicate whether the women were with bigot protesters or with counterprotesters, but either way, blessed be the shut the fuck upmakers. You can also use the button below…...
AN ATTACK ON NATALIE IS AN ATTACK ON ALL PUBLIC SERVANTS
3+ week, 5+ day ago (316+ words) Oh boy, we thought Jon Ossoff casually lobbing a bomb and getting everybody to talk about Donald Trump’s bizarre and gross relationship with “Natalie” was gonna leave a mark, and we were correct. Steven Cheung — the pitiable White House spox…...
Hakeem Jeffries Does Not Support M4A, The DSA Or Any Other Idea For That Matter
3+ week, 5+ day ago (336+ words) Technically, Jeffries did not answer the question. Rather, he said that he did not agree with the DSA’s agenda and proceeded to list the existence of various flavors of Democrats existing in the House. “Now, you’re going to have individual…...