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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Larry Ellison
2+ week, 3+ day ago (243+ words) The Onion sat down with the billionaire to discuss his ventures....The Onion: How did you get into the entertainment industry?...
Dark Horse Emerges In Competition For Most Insane Coworker
1+ week, 4+ day ago (298+ words) be in […] The post Dark Horse Emerges In Competition For Most Insane Coworker appeared first on The Onion...clipped and ate his fingernails at his desk and another who posted unsolicited Bible cartoons to the all-staff...Bergen did The…...
Sixers Front Office Startled By How Quickly Jaylen Brown Converted Rest Of Team To Islam
1+ week, 6+ day ago (279+ words) Office Startled By How Quickly Jaylen Brown Converted Rest Of Team To Islam appeared first on The Onion...â said Sixers president of basketball operations Mike Gansey, adding that the teamâs nutrition staff...had to completely overhaul its operation…...
White House Confirms It Customary For President To Start Press Conference With ‘Moo’
3+ week, 4+ day ago (255+ words) House Confirms It Customary For President To Start Press Conference With ‘Moo’ appeared first on The Onion...pointing at a heavyset reporter and making a deep, bellowing cow noise,â said White House chief of staff...
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact
3+ week, 4+ day ago (179+ words) The Onion examines the common myths and facts surrounding the DSA....Become An Onion Member Today Everyone likes attention, but it’s unlikely your nephew chose to have an...
Trump Posts Disturbing Video Of Himself Twirling With Knives
2+ week, 3+ day ago (199+ words) The […] The post Trump Posts Disturbing Video Of Himself Twirling With Knives appeared first on The Onion...Shakira The post Trump Posts Disturbing Video Of Himself Twirling With Knives appeared first on The Onion...
Nation’s Smart Toilets Begin Counting Down
5+ day, 1+ hour ago (263+ words) simultaneously in upscale […] The post Nation’s Smart Toilets Begin Counting Down appeared first on The Onion...âFlush complete.â The post Nationâs Smart Toilets Begin Counting Down appeared first on The Onion...
Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid
6+ day, 1+ hour ago (253+ words) The post Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid appeared first on The Onion...The post Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid appeared first on The Onion...
Novelist Was Clearly Betrayed By A Vampire In His Past
1+ week, 5+ day ago (270+ words) Lambert, who […] The post Novelist Was Clearly Betrayed By A Vampire In His Past appeared first on The Onion...fantastic in bed The post Novelist Was Clearly Betrayed By A Vampire In His Past appeared first on The Onion...
David Attenborough Admits To Exaggerating Wonder Of Seals
3+ week, 2+ day ago (231+ words) with […] The post David Attenborough Admits To Exaggerating Wonder Of Seals appeared first on The Onion...creatures The post David Attenborough Admits To Exaggerating Wonder Of Seals appeared first on The Onion...